We've made the mistakes so you don't have to.

Sometimes the gummies hit a little too hard. Or you take “just one more” vape pull… and suddenly you’re contemplating the meaning of socks. We've all been there. So instead of pretending we've got it together, we're laying it out. Here's what not to do when you’re way too high—based on real stories and questionable decisions.

 

❌ Don’t Text Your Ex

That edible did not bring “clarity,” you’re just floating in nostalgia. Step away from the phone, homie. Nothing good has ever started with “U up?” from a THC haze.

🔥 Instead: Text the group chat and tell them you're vibing. Safer. Funnier. No regrets in the morning.

 

❌ Don’t Keep Eating Edibles

You think it’s been an hour. It’s been 7 minutes. Don’t fall into the trap. The second gummy doesn’t care about your tolerance, it just wants to test your soul.

🔥 Pro Tip: Start slow. Especially with Limited Edition Banana Runtz Gummies—they taste like candy but act like heavyweights.

 

❌ Don’t Open 37 Tabs on Your Browser

Trying to research your symptoms? You’re not dying, you're just very baked. That “weird chest feeling” is literally just your heartbeat. Chill.

🔥 Instead: Put on something comforting like cartoons, lo-fi beats, or a vibey playlist. You’ll survive. Promise.

 

❌ Don’t Make Big Life Decisions

Do not:

• Quit your job
  

• Propose to someone
  

• Launch a podcast
  

• Message your boss with “yo what if we did THCA vending machines”
  

🔥 Instead: Write your ideas down. Revisit them tomorrow. If they still slap? Maybe then.

 

❌ Don’t Watch Existential Sci-Fi

“Let’s just throw on something chill” turns into you spiraling into the multiverse and questioning whether you’ve already smoked this joint in another timeline.

🔥 Instead: Watch something funny, colorful, or dumb in the best way. SpongeBob > Interstellar when you’re 3 hits deep.

 

❌ Don’t Try to Be Cool

If you’re too high, just say that. The crew’s been there. Don’t fake it till you make it because you’ll probably spill something, drop the vape, or walk into a screen door. Again.

🔥 Instead: Own it. Sit down. Drink water. Smile awkwardly. You’re in a safe space.

 

✅ What You Should Do

✔ Hydrate
✔ Listen to some chill music
✔ Grab a hoodie
✔ Hit the Spiked Refreshments – Tropical Fuego if you’re in for the ride
✔ Remember: this will pass, but the memes will last forever

Being too high is a rite of passage. But with a little planning (and a lot of self-awareness), you can enjoy the ride without going full astronaut.

Save this blog. Send it to your friend who “doesn’t feel it yet.” And stay turnt, but smart about it 💨🔥