We all know the type: one hit of THC and personalities start popping out like a sitcom lineup. Whether you're the snack hoarder, the deep talker, or the human playlist, your Turnt Up product says a lot about your party persona.

Here are 5 iconic stoner characters and the Turnt Up product they definitely walked in with.

 

💬 1. The Talk-Too-Much Philosopher

They hit the THC once and now they’re deep in a rant about how money isn’t real and we’re all just “vibrations.” Catch them analyzing memes like literature.

Product Match: Cherry Cake THCA Flower Bag
It’s loud. It’s heavy. And it unlocks conversations that last longer than the party. Cherry Cake fuels deep thoughts, unexpected questions, and a new conspiracy theory every hour.

🧠 Catchphrase: “You ever think about how time isn’t real?”

🔊 2. The Vibing DJ

They’re not leaving the aux cord alone. Every song is a "spiritual experience." They nod with their eyes closed like they're feeling frequencies.

Product Match: 2G Dual Flavor Disposable – Silver Kush x Permanent Marker
Two strains. Two moods. One DJ set no one asked for—but low-key everyone’s vibing to.

🎵 Catchphrase: “Don’t skip—this next part is life-changing.”

🔥 3. The “I’m So High” Hype Machine

This one’s yelling “BRO I’M GONE” every 10 minutes. Laughing at nothing. Pacing in circles. Likely to start a game, a group selfie, or a noise complaint.

Product Match: Spiked Refreshment – Strawmelon Fuego
Fruity chaos in a pouch. Just one of these and you’ll be convinced the group needs to take shots of Capri Sun-style THC and race down the block. Spoiler: They do.

⚡ Catchphrase: “I’M FLOATING. NO SERIOUSLY. I’M NOT ON THE GROUND.”

😶 4. The Stone-Cold Munchie Thief

Silent. Sneaky. Always “looking for the bathroom” but really checking your kitchen. Somehow ends up holding your bag of snacks.

Product Match: 250MG White Chocolate Chip Macadamia Nut Cookie
Soft, sweet, and hits like a train. The moment they disappear with one of these? Game over. They’re vibing in the kitchen with crumbs on their hoodie.

🍪 Catchphrase: “Wait, was this… mine?”

💨 5. The Low-Key Legend

They're quiet, calm, and cool. Pulls out a pre-roll like it’s a magic trick. They hit it once and suddenly everyone's paying attention.

Product Match: ZaZa Crush Pre-Roll – Watermelon Ice
Crushable flavor bead. Silky inhale. This pre-roll doesn’t need hype—it is the hype. If you’re lucky, they’ll pass it. If not, just watch and respect the craft.

🧊 Catchphrase: Doesn’t talk. Just smirks and exhales like a movie scene.

 

Let’s be honest—you’re probably more than one of these depending on the day (and the dose). But no matter who you become when the THC hits, Turnt Up has something for your transformation.