Because productivity is overrated and THC is the main character.

Sometimes, all you need is a couch, some snacks, and zero responsibilities. This is your permission slip to cancel plans, turn off notifications, and fully embrace the art of doing absolutely nothing—Turnt Up style.

Here’s the official Lazy Day THC Schedule, complete with product pairings to keep the vibe locked and the chill rolling all day long.

 

☀️ 9:00 AM – Wake & Bake

You’ve opened your eyes. Congrats. You’ve already done enough.
Start slow, keep it easy, and vibe into the day with something smooth.

Product Match: 7G Disposable – Glacial Gushrz
Cool, calm, and hits perfectly while you’re still deciding if you want breakfast or just gummy bears.

🎵 Optional Add-On: Lo-fi beats and your favorite hoodie.

 

🍽 11:30 AM – Brunch & Binge

You're technically eating a meal, so this counts as self-care. Throw on your comfort show (we’re not judging if it's the 8th time) and get cozy.

Product Match: Blood Orange Gummies
A couple of these and suddenly your cereal tastes like a Michelin-star dish.

🍳 Bonus Points: Eat on the couch. No tables allowed.

 

💤 1:30 PM – Post-Snack Nap

You’ve peaked. Time to crash. Close the blinds, wrap yourself in a blanket burrito, and float into the softest THC coma imaginable.

Product Match: 3.5G Flower – Butter Milk
Smooth, rich, and custom built for a mid-day knockout. This is your reboot moment.

🛏 Pro Tip: Set an alarm... or don’t.

 

📱 4:00 PM – Scroll + Re-Up

You’re back from the nap realm. It’s time for the daily phone scroll and maybe an impulsive online cart full of things you’ll forget you ordered. Hit something light to ease back in.

Product Match: 2G Dual Flavor Vape – Strawberry Cough x Cherry Haze
One hit on each side and you’re back in your groove. Warning: may inspire unnecessary shopping.

🛒 Optional: Munchies round two.

 

🌅 6:00 PM – Couch Lock & Chill

Dinner? Maybe. Sitting still and watching the sun set while half-laughing at memes? Absolutely. No decisions required—just vibes.

Product Match: Sour Red Berry Gummies
Tart, tasty, and perfect for golden hour. You’ve officially earned this.

 

🌙 8:30 PM – Late Night Wind Down

You’ve made it through a full day of maximum chill. One last sesh before bed, a little snack, and a movie you’ll definitely fall asleep halfway through.

Product Match: Spiked Refreshments – Tropical Fuego
Sip and zone out while the THC kicks in and your brain slowly turns to static.

📺 Suggested viewing: Something you’ve already seen 10 times = no confusion.

 

✌️ Lazy Day Goals: Achieved

No errands. No effort. Just good highs and even better snacks. Bookmark this schedule for the next rainy day, mental health day, or just a “no thanks, I’m busy doing nothing” kind of day.