🔼 Turnt Up Astrology: What Product Are You Based on Your Sign?

🔼 Turnt Up Astrology: What Product Are You Based on Your Sign?

The stars know your vibe—and so do we. Whether you're bold like a fire sign or vibing in your feels like a water sign, there’s a Turnt Up THC product written in your cosmic chart. Let’s find yours:

♈ Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19):

Product: 7G Arctic *Censored* Disposable Vape
You’re first in line, first to try, and first to finish. Aries don’t do mellow—they do memorable. This icy 7G vape is THCA-powered, bold, and unstoppable—just like you.

 

♉ Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20):

Product: Chocolate Chip Cookie Treats
You’re here for comfort, richness, and that “treat yourself” energy. Our chocolate chip cookie treats are smooth, creamy, and built for indulgence. Your couch, a blanket, and this bag of treats = Taurus heaven.

 

♊ Gemini (May 21 – Jun 20):

Product: 2G Dual Flavor Disposable Vape - Raspberry Kush x Double Bubble
Two sides, one vibe. Gemini, you’re all about variety—and these 2G dual chamber disposables switch it up with two tanks filled with two different flavors in one device. One device, two tanks, mix both for a third flavor. Just your style.

 

♋ Cancer (Jun 21 – Jul 22):

Product: Blood Orange Gummies
You’re the emotional support friend and the secret party planner. Blood Orange Gummies are bold but balanced—sweet, juicy, and perfect for lighting candles and setting the vibe.

 

♌ Leo (Jul 23 – Aug 22):

Product: Spiked Refreshments – Mango Fuego
You don’t just enter the room—you set it on fire. This 100mg THC pouch screams main character energy. Loud, fruity, unforgettable. Just like every Leo we know.

 

♍ Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22):

Product: 3.5G Flower Bag – Italian Ice (Hybrid)
You’re intentional with your sesh. Italian Ice is smooth, balanced, and top-tier quality—just like your playlists, your skincare routine, and your to-do list.

 

♎ Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22):

Product: Sweet Green Apple Gummies
Elegant, charming, and always in the mood for a good time (without going too hard). These gummies hit the sweet spot—tangy, tasty, and perfectly balanced. You are the vibe.

 

♏ Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21):

Product: 7G Disposable Vape – Glacial Gushrz
You’re intense, deep, and unpredictable. This 7G disposable vape is icy on the outside but full of loud, sweet flavor. It doesn’t pull punches—and neither do you.

 

♐ Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21):

Product: 7G Disposable Vape – Polar Peach Ring
Adventurous and always chasing the next high. Polar Peach Ring is fruity, chill, and ready for whatever chaos you’re about to dive into. Pack it, puff it, go.

 

♑ Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19):

Product: 3.5G Flower Bag – Butter Milk (Indica)
No BS, no shortcuts. You want something strong, smooth, and straight to the point. Butter Milk is your perfect post-hustle chill session—no interruptions allowed.

 

♒ Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18):

Product: Watermelon Ice Zaza Crush Preroll
You’re the innovator—the one who’s always thinking five steps ahead and mixing things up.  These prerolls switch it up with crushable flavor beads that you can pop mid-smoke to infuse your sesh with extra flavor. It’s weird. It’s clever. It’s 100% Aquarius.

 

♓ Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20):

Product: Limited Edition Pink Burst Gummies
Sweet, emotional, and a little dreamy, just like your go-to Spotify playlist. These gummies hit soft and deep.

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