He taught you how to change a tire. Now return the favor—with THC.

This Father’s Day, skip the boring necktie and grilling apron. Your dad deserves better. We’re talking premium flower, next-level vapes, and gummies that hit harder than his 2002 dad jokes.

Whether your dad’s a low-key legend or a high-functioning chill machine, we’ve got the gift that’ll upgrade his vibe and make you the favorite child. Guaranteed.

 

💨 For the Chill Dad Who Just Wants to Relax

Gift him: 3.5G Flower Bag – Butter Milk (Indica)
He’s been grinding for years. Let the man unwind. Butter Milk is smooth, mellow, and couch-ready—just like him after one rip and two recliner clicks.

🎁 Pair it with: A new lighter and control of the TV remote (he earned it).

 

🔥 For the Dad Who’s Cooler Than You

Gift him: 7G Disposable – Glacial Gushrz
Your dad still wears Vans, knows more about music than your friends, and probably skates better than you did in high school. Glacial Gushrz is bold, icy, and smooth—just like his playlist.

🎁 Pair it with: A fresh pair of sunglasses and a warning label: may cause swagger.

 

🧃 For the Dad Who Always Brings the Party

Gift him: Spiked Refreshments – Strawmelon Fuego
This man is the BBQ. He’s behind the grill, talking trash in yard games, and laughing louder than everyone else. Strawmelon Fuego brings that same high-energy heat—with 100mg THC in every pouch.

🎁 Pair it with: His favorite snacks and a speaker. It’s about to get lit.

 

🍬 For the Dad Who Swears “Edibles Don’t Work on Me”

Gift him: Blue Razz Gummies
Oh, they’ll work. These classic THC gummies hit just right—sweet enough for a candy-loving dad, strong enough for him to stop calling it “the pot.”

🎁 Pair it with: A comfy chair and a “Do Not Disturb” sign for maximum chill.

 

💼 For the High-Functioning, Always-On-the-Go Dad

Gift him: 2G Dual Flavor Disposable – Jack Diesel X Ghost Train Haze
Meetings, errands, fixing everything you break—he does it all. Give him something quick, discreet, and flavorful for those little pockets of peace in between dad duty.

🎁 Pair it with: A car wash gift card and some peace and quiet (finally).

 

🎁 Wrap It Up Right

No matter what kind of dad you’re shopping for, there’s a Turnt Up product that’ll take his Father’s Day to legendary status.

Because nothing says “I appreciate you” like premium THC and the ability to actually relax.

🔥 Shop now. Be the favorite. And maybe don’t tell Mom.