Let’s be real, when the high hits, the munchie cravings get weird. Whether you’re tearing into a bag of chips like it wronged your family or gently placing gummy bears on a charcuterie board, we see you. And we’ve got thoughts.

Here’s what your go-to snack says about your soul, and which Turnt Up product probably got you to this beautiful state of snackdom.

 

🍟 French Fries

You’re: Loyal AF.
 You don’t stray far from the classics. Salty, crispy, and always there for you, fries are your emotional support carb. You’re dependable, chill, and probably the friend everyone texts when they’re spiraling.

Your Turnt Up Match:
Sweet Green Apple Gummies – Simple, consistent, and always hit right.

 

🍕 Cold Pizza

You’re: Unbothered and thriving.
Rules? Schedules? Heated food? Not your thing. You live on vibes and leftovers, and you’re probably too high to care the pizza box has been sitting out since noon.

Your Turnt Up Match:
3.5G Flower Bag – Cherry Cake – Because “lazy excellence” is a lifestyle.

 

🍫 Baked Goods

You’re: Romantic but unhinged.
You have feelings. Big ones. You crave sweetness but don’t want to talk about it. Classic desserts are your comfort blanket and your guilty pleasure. We’re not judging, we’re relating.

Your Turnt Up Match:
Chocolate Chip Cookie – Because you're dramatic and delicious.

 

🌮 Tacos (At Home or Taco Bell)

You’re: Chaotic neutral.
Tacos are the snack of the bold and unpredictable. You might FaceTime your ex and adopt a cat in the same night. You crave flavor and freedom—and maybe hot sauce on everything.

Your Turnt Up Match:
Spiked Refreshments – Mango Fuego and spicy vibes? You were built for this.

 

🧀 Mac & Cheese

You’re: Comfort-core to the max.
You like to feel warm, safe, and slightly gooey. Bonus points if it’s boxed and you make it in a fog of THC-induced genius. You’re nostalgic and probably have a favorite blanket.

Your Turnt Up Match:
Blood Orange Gummies – The perfect pairing for golden-hour comfort food energy.

 

🍭 Candy

You’re: A sweet little menace.
You say “just one,” but we all know you’re going back for handful #4. You like to feel good, taste rainbows, and avoid all forms of responsibility until Monday.

Your Turnt Up Match:
Limited Edition Gummies – Pinkburst – You want sugar, color, and chaos.

 

🍿 Popcorn

You’re: Chill with a side of paranoid.
You like your snacks crunchy and your couch locked. You're also 100% convinced you heard a noise just now (you didn’t). But popcorn keeps you grounded while your mind floats into space.

Your Turnt Up Match:
7G Disposable – Glacial Gushrz – Cool, crisp, and hits like a thought spiral.

 

🍔 Fast Food Combo Meal

You’re: High and thriving in your car right now.
You’ve made peace with your fast food order being part of your personality. You’re the friend that disappears and comes back 20 minutes later with exactly what everyone wanted.

Your Turnt Up Match:
2G Dual Flavor Vape – Ghost Train Haze x Jack Diesel – Flavor-packed and fast. Just like you.

 

💬 Final Munchie Thoughts

Whatever you’re snacking on, you’re doing amazing, sweetie. But let’s be real, you should probably have something ready to go before the high hits, because nobody wants to be stoned and hangry.

🛒 Stock up on your Turnt Up favorites and keep the munchie matches rolling.